Back when Patty used to update her blog on a regular basis. Before she started doing that bullshit blog about her knee scar. Whatever happened to it?
Oh, it sort of died out.
Did it now? What a concept, eh?
Well, I was trying to do a thing about how vitamin E oil doesn't always work-
Shhh, you bore me.
But, I was just trying to explain what the point was with that blog-
Yeah, but a blog about a scar? "ooh, my scar this, my scar that... doo-dee-doo-dee-doo!"
Dude, he has a name.
Who does?
The scar... his name is Fronkensteen and he would like to be addressed as such.
Ohh, that's right, Patty names weird and often inanimate objects.
Hey, now, don't go calling Fronkensteen"inanimate"... he's a living piece of tissue, just like you.
Are you comparing me to that hideous scar?
HIDEOUS? Are in mad? Fronky is beautiful!
"Fronky"... whoa... someone needs to get out of the house a little bit.
Dude, I totally have gotten out of the house. I got out of the house on a regular basis all through March.
Oh, that's right. You're Australian friend visited. Now its back to normal, right?
I don't know what you're implying.
You know, "normal", sitting at your desk- even though you have that dandy netbook that Duck sent-
You mean Pete. Pete Fonkling.
*sigh* Of course I do. I do mean Pete Fonkling.
Why did you sigh like that?
Because you've lost your bloody mind.
You're only saying that because we're having a conversation.
What? What do you mean?
Well... if you're so put out by my naming inanimate objects, what's your name?
What do you mean- wait... what?
You. You're not real. You're a creation in my mind. I'm having a conversation with myself as I type it in my blog. I have Chihuahuas at my feet, a German Shepherd snoring behind me on the floor, a budgie chirping away... and "The Simpsons" just ended on FOX-HD. That's right, I've got HD channels now and you're just a figment of my imagination.
*silence*
Seriously? You've got nothing to say to me?
Um... you look pretty today.
Oh, it sort of died out.
Did it now? What a concept, eh?
Well, I was trying to do a thing about how vitamin E oil doesn't always work-
Shhh, you bore me.
But, I was just trying to explain what the point was with that blog-
Yeah, but a blog about a scar? "ooh, my scar this, my scar that... doo-dee-doo-dee-doo!"
Dude, he has a name.
Who does?
The scar... his name is Fronkensteen and he would like to be addressed as such.
Ohh, that's right, Patty names weird and often inanimate objects.
Hey, now, don't go calling Fronkensteen"inanimate"... he's a living piece of tissue, just like you.
Are you comparing me to that hideous scar?
HIDEOUS? Are in mad? Fronky is beautiful!
"Fronky"... whoa... someone needs to get out of the house a little bit.
Dude, I totally have gotten out of the house. I got out of the house on a regular basis all through March.
Oh, that's right. You're Australian friend visited. Now its back to normal, right?
I don't know what you're implying.
You know, "normal", sitting at your desk- even though you have that dandy netbook that Duck sent-
You mean Pete. Pete Fonkling.
*sigh* Of course I do. I do mean Pete Fonkling.
Why did you sigh like that?
Because you've lost your bloody mind.
You're only saying that because we're having a conversation.
What? What do you mean?
Well... if you're so put out by my naming inanimate objects, what's your name?
What do you mean- wait... what?
You. You're not real. You're a creation in my mind. I'm having a conversation with myself as I type it in my blog. I have Chihuahuas at my feet, a German Shepherd snoring behind me on the floor, a budgie chirping away... and "The Simpsons" just ended on FOX-HD. That's right, I've got HD channels now and you're just a figment of my imagination.
*silence*
Seriously? You've got nothing to say to me?
Um... you look pretty today.